The worst experience I had from meeting a girl from OKC was when a girl had ruptured my eardrum on a second date. It took a while to recover from it. A shit date. My guy friend was 13 People On Their Worst Online Dating Experiences Ever 13 Sputtering Mess. If you go out on a date with a guy and of the bat he tells you all about his mommy issues, life 12 Deer Awkward silences, ‘quirky’ personalities and embarrassing situations are common experiences that fit under the umbrella of bad dates. Now, thanks to online dating, these experiences are After dating for three years, Whitson married his online dating sweetheart in the summer of He said he considers himself incredibly lucky. 2. Finding Long-Term Romance After Nearly Answer (1 of 57): I've been reading quora answers for about a year and absolutely love it, but I had never participated or posted anything! Today I feel like I've got something worth sharing! I ... read more
We are lucky enough to be young fit college students in Upstate New York. Full body and cardio workouts can improve your daily life so change it up once in awhile and get outside. As we start to embrace the second full week of September, there are some things I'd like to say to the month.
Back again so soon? I could swear I just saw you a few months ago. Well anyway, how are you? That's great because I'm over you already. This isn't some breakup sonnet, this isn't some tearful declaration to my love of summer.
This is a direct grievance to your thirty days of filling in between summer at fall. That's right, you are a filler month!
I have so many problems with you. First of all, you do in fact, bring an end to the summer season. How dare you! For a summer lover like myself, September is dreadful, the pools and beaches start to close, amusement parks being to open strictly during the weekends. You push out the warm summer nights and the salt air.
You make us say goodbye to sandy toes and the smell of sunscreen. You're all about back to school and putting away that cute white shirt you can't wear until May.
You completely kill the summer vibe with little warning. Second, you're more confusing than a college physics course. One day you want to be ninety degrees and beautiful out but all the pools are closed, thanks a lot and the next you want to be sixty-five and raining? Just why? Don't you know that the school buildings are never cool enough to stand the humidity that's still here? Don't you know we're sliding out of our seats thinking about how we rather be by the water?
You make people pull out their fall attire just to put their shorts back on. And not to mention, being cold in the morning and humid in the afternoon? Like wow. What a sick joke! You kick start the holiday season way too early. Pumpkin spiced everything and plaid everywhere? I'm still enjoying sunglasses and ice cream. You can't pick a temperature but you want to make me excited for the fall season to come? That's not how it works!
And now you try to make us excited with the thought of Halloween creeping slowly closer. There is a WHOLE thirty days between your first day and October's first day, I shouldn't be seeing back to school supplies next to Halloween candy. When you finally start to cool off and change the leaves from green to gold, I couldn't be happier. You are one of the prettiest months, next to October. Your month inspires people to close doors or chapters in their life in order to blossom in the spring.
Pulling out my jeans is the highlight of your month, fall fashion begins to take over and the holidays just roll in after you. You bring us the beginning of football season, bonfires, and nights spent looking at the stars.
Although I can't stand your month, there is some enjoyment to it. It is the beginning of October but most of us college students are still feeling the September Struggle. By this time, many of us have had at least one mental breakdown, 3 assignments due in one day, a Netflix show finished and sleep deprivation. I believe the 'September Struggle' occurs because of one main reason: our professors decide to make everything due in one week during this month. Granted, this is not the case for all but it sure seems like this is the case every year during this month.
You always see it coming, but you never end up being fully prepared. After it's gone, it'll still leave you reeling for a little while, so take time to appreciate being able to breathe. During this month you don't spend countless hours doing homework at first. Then one week it all hits and you suddenly do not have enough time in the day to do all that needs to be accomplished.
Then the 'September Struggle' hits and it hits hard. Next thing you know you'll be walking around struggling to stay awake in class and just trying to get through the week by any means necessary. However, it's all good cause your classmates next to you are in the same boat as you. Your professors all seem to decide at the same time that they have taught you enough to test you, have you give a presentation, write a paper, and do a group project, all in the same week.
During the first bit, it seems easy to stay on top of everything. You may even be able to sneak some Netflix in. Reward yourself with a new series after you survive September. Once October begins to show things begin to look up. You realize fall break is coming and become re-energized. You take a Friday afternoon to reorganize your life. You take another Sunday to catch up on all the work you have gotten behind on and all your favorite shows you have missed.
You finally find the time to do all of the laundry you have missed between doing homework and curling up in your bed to try to get a few hours of rest before class. You begin to form a routine and actually stick to it. As September begins to wind down and October begins to show things are beginning to look brighter and more manageable.
Just make it to fall break but don't forget to begin study for midterms! Reward yourself for surviving September, but keep your eye on the prize: a decent GPA! And remember, you are not alone during the September Struggle.
Maybe Billy Joel was right, but we can wake everyone up now that September has ended. I did it fam. The ultimate leap that everyone dreams of - I moved to Europe!
And in peak season as well Boy, was I feeling the excitement and my Instagram and Pinterest pages would confirm it. I stayed glued to social platforms pinning every "European Summer Outfit Idea" and "Best Cafe's in Stockholm" that I could find. Soothing myself to sleep each night with countless searches of fashion, food, and home decor the Nordics would offer me.
It fed my soul and eased any anxieties that would arise about moving. It was Mid-June that I embarked on my journey and I'm happy I didn't have to do it solely alone. Me, my boyfriend and 4 suitcases set off together! Mind you, this was not my first time to Sweden. I have been going in and out of the country for over 6 months whilst my partner and I did long distance, so I knew my way around Arlanda, but I've never traveled with more than 2 suite cases before.
It didn't matter though, the bag fee's, the weight, the stress - It all would seem worth it once I was in my modern, Swedish apartment.
However, instead of the hot Italian summer air, crisp lights of the Eiffel Tower or the smell of freshly baked baguettes every morning, Aperol Spritz on tap, or the enchanting Spanish music that plays through the darkness that I fantasized about, I was met with 17 degree C water, sweaters and food that lacked any sort of spice.
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He also had terrible table manners. Longest date of my life. Set a first date for a big Halloween bar hop. I went as hipster Hitler. Never do the first date as Hitler. Got a message from a girl on POF who was a solid 9.
At the bar we had a drink and she revealed how she was a model and how she needed money for rent. By the end of drink 2, she had proposed sex for rent money. I said thanks but no thanks and left. We met online, he seemed cool and funny, we went out a few times.
A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat. I think he meant it as a compliment, but the 2nd part was all I heard. Guy messaged me from two states over on OkCupid. We end up talking for hours a day on the phone and Skypeing for months. We have an amazing week. I fall in love. Two weeks later the stress of our relationship too much for him. He chooses being in the closet over our relationship. Year later still in love. I get living a double life sucks, but come on man.
The worst experience I had from meeting a girl from OKC was when a girl had ruptured my eardrum on a second date. It took a while to recover from it. My guy friend was fingering a 1-night-stand OkCupid date, and she squeezed a turd into his hand. He smelled it, went to the bathroom to wash up, and promptly left.
Never knew if it was accidental or not. I knew a girl who had an online dating profile. She is a bit overweight. She had something like 2 responses in 2 months. As an experiment she made another profile and used word for word the same description of herself, but with no photograph.
She got over 50 responses in the first week. That fact made me very sad. I can only imagine how it made her feel.
She literally brought an electronic scale in her purse to dinner. Put it on the table and weighed her portions.
We were sharing so she did this three times as she made a new plate for herself. A friend of mine got a message from a guy on Facebook saying he was looking for a high school friend with the same name as hers.
They start talking, he lives in another state. They meet up, she ends up getting knocked up. Around 6 months into the pregnancy she finds out he is a serial killer, and is now in prison with a life sentence. I stopped using my gay. com profile 7 years ago when I had 2 people in a row ask me point blank if I would fulfill their rape fetish fantasy. Over dinner. Guy turned up for a date in person after online chatting.
If you were my type you never know, I may have needed it. She invited him over to her place to make him dinner. He suggests they fornicate, but she declines, he gets a large dildo out of his bag and gestures toward her with it — she threatens to call the cops.
He throws the dildo in her bedroom landed on her pillow, ewww! and runs away — still naked. eHarmony is a joke. It matched me up with an ex boyfriend. We had zero points of compatibility let alone 21 or whatever they advertise.
Was so pissed. Met a girl from pof, we were to meet for drinks at a bar. I hate being late so I arrived about 15 minutes early and ordered a beer. When she walks through the door I literally choked on my drink. Very pretty girl just like her photos suggested but failed to mention she was 8 months pregnant.
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Scroll down to read about them. While some are absolutely creepy, others have a tinge of dark humor to them. Or that they happen at all. Scroll down to have a read, dear Pandas. This post may include affiliate links. Oh boy finally my time to shine! I talked to a girl on tinder 8 years ago. She got drunk and told me to come over because her and friends were playing strip poker. I was on overnight duty so sadly I could not partake.
I handed my phone to my roomate and asked if he could figure it out. He says "dude. Thats a butthole. She had taken a picture of her butthole from at measly 0. I thought to myself if this is how she leads the rest has to be great! Spoiler alert: was wrong.
She tells me we should finally meet next weekend. At applesbees. I meet her there and she looks BEAT. Like she had just run 5 triathalons and been awake for a week straight. Not 3 minutes into meeting and sitting down she says she has to use the restroom. The waiter comes up and says he has seen her here multiple times and she has been known to shoot up heroin in the bathroom and pass out. Im very not into this at this point but for her own safety i ask if a waitress could peak in the bathroom and see if she is okay.
She was not. She OD'd and died. So that was a thing. TLDR: my tinder date showed me her butthole then OD'd and died at Applebee's. roughactionhank , Buchen WANG Report. Dating app, smallish town Kingston Ontario. Go on a few boring dates. Cue story. Match with girl, she agrees to meet but there was something odd about the conversation. She was eager to meet, suspiciously eager.
I get to the Starbucks and wait inside for 20 minutes past the agreed meet time. Girl texts me says she running late, asks me to stand outside so she can see me as she drives by. I look over and theres another dude standing on the sidewalk with his phone in his hand.
Recognize him from the gym, ask if hes also meeting a girl, and what her name is. So him and I went to get ice-cream together and sent her a photo of us having a great time. Wish I still had the photo! redsaw87 , Harry Cunningham Report. I took a shot at asking this girl out from down the hall in my apartment.
She says yes and we go out to dinner. Right off the bat we learn that we have a mutual connection, a coworker of mine was her best friend - ok, cool. I order up a martini, she awkwardly orders a rum and coke.
It was at that point I realized she either doesn't drink often, or she drinks way too often who orders a rum an coke to go with dinner? Anyways, two drinks in she starts telling me how she has conversations with her dead dog and how her dead father sends her text messages. Then, she informs me that she is heavily medicated and those meds shouldn't be mixed with alcohol. Another 10 mins later after I try to get her to drink some water, she is trying to pick food from the other tables plates and her boob is hanging out.
Straight dangling. I try to help her out of the restaurant to get her home, some chads think I'm trying to take advantage of her so now I'm dealing with that. She ends up calling her friend and my coworker while I'm busy getting her a cab and tells my coworker that I got her drunk while she was on her meds she is getting emotional now that she realizes I'm sending her home.
Before she leaves she pukes down the back side of my shirt. I just bought that shirt that day. I ended up meeting my now wife at the bar that night while I was trying to drink off the memories of what just occured. She thought it was weird that I had on a white undershirt, my pants were wet and I was holding a button down shirt.
To this day she still laughs at the stupid situations I get into. FunkSiren , Adam Jaime Report. He explained to Bored Panda that dating, in essence, helps keep partners attracted to each other. Naturally, when the date goes well. First date with a guy I met on a dating app.
I sat down and he immediately was like "Oh yes, you are hotter than your pictures and you're my girlfriend now. I chalked it up to keenness at first maybe a weird sense of humour? and figured I'd at least stick around for a drink or two, feel it out. Even offered to buy the first round, partly as an excuse to get away from the table for a second. Wanted to know what I said, whether I thought the bartender was good-looking Had somehow gotten insta-jealous of this bartender five minutes after meeting me.
There was no second drink. murkymouse , Louis Hansel Report. I went out for dinner and a movie with a guy. I tried to chip in money at both, but he insisted that he cover it all. At the end of the night, we're sitting in his car in the parking lot of the restaurant we had just eaten at, and he asks for a BJ saying "I mean, I bought you dinner and took you to a movie, it's the least you can do".
Thankfully I lived nearby, I hopped out and walked home. rlw , Michael Fousert Report. Girls, beware of guys who insist on paying for everything. Some of them like the feeling of power it gives them, which is just weird, and some of them like the idea of abusing that power.
My wife wanted to plan our 13th wedding anniversary. I was excited because usually I plan it. She bought us some new disc golf discs and after a quick supper we went to play.
We hadn't played in forever. We were laughing and I had a great time. She served me with divorce papers and told me that date was a test to see if she still had feelings for me.
I also learned that she was having an affair that started well before our anniversary. rmorlock , Karolina Grabowska Report. The expert explained to Bored Panda that couples can feel overwhelmed with work, family life, and other commitments. However, they must do their best to spend time with one another. Uh… My best friend set me up on a blind date straight after my divorce. She told me all about how this guy had a good job and he was sooo nice blah, blah, blah.
She would NOT tell me how old he was, and would only send me blurry pictures. I felt pressured so I went. He was no where near as attractive as she had made him out to be, and much, much older than I expected. He takes me up on a mountain on a four wheeler and proceeds to try to kiss me. I, being terrified I might be murdered out here in the middle of nowhere he had brought a gun along , let him and it was one of the worst kisses I have ever had.
He then took me down off of the mountain to shoot and critiqued my form the entire time. Then he proceeded to absolutely trash his ex wife because she turned out to be a lesbian while walking me around the house they lived in and showing me all of her favorite places and telling me all the things she would do there.
One contestant, Peter Kraus, was the runner-up in During an interview, he was asked about his worst dating experience. He told a story of a first date that he’d had in Chicago. The worst experience I had from meeting a girl from OKC was when a girl had ruptured my eardrum on a second date. It took a while to recover from it. A shit date. My guy friend was Answer (1 of 57): I've been reading quora answers for about a year and absolutely love it, but I had never participated or posted anything! Today I feel like I've got something worth sharing! I Jonas Grinevičius and. Justinas Keturka. We all know that dating is hard (and the pandemic’s not making things easier) and nearly everyone has at least one truly awful horror story of a date After dating for three years, Whitson married his online dating sweetheart in the summer of He said he considers himself incredibly lucky. 2. Finding Long-Term Romance After Nearly 13 People On Their Worst Online Dating Experiences Ever 13 Sputtering Mess. If you go out on a date with a guy and of the bat he tells you all about his mommy issues, life 12 Deer ... read more
We went on a couple dates and all seemed normal and I started to like her. We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide social media features, and analyze our traffic. You make people pull out their fall attire just to put their shorts back on. But she then explains how he was a pedophile…and how she stayed with him for years because she wanted to make the relationship work. Phoned him after 30 minutes, he answers half asleep because he was still in bed. Kristen Haddox , Penn State University 4.Left 5 minutes later. I show up and she's already there with a guy friend. I ignored it. Next 10 Outfit Inspos For Your Trip To Italy. filmpsterPixabay Report. OH BUT IT IS. B-b-bird B-b-bird.